...A young pastor, finding himself in charge of some very energetic children, hits upon a game called "Giants, Wizards, and Dwarfs." "You have to decide now," the pastor instructed the children, "which you are ... a giant, a wizard or a dwarf?" At that, a small girl tugging at his pants leg, asked, "But where do the mermaids stand?"
The pastor tells her there are no mermaids. "Oh yes there are," she said. "I am a mermaid." {1990 Commencement Address at Wellsley by Barbara Bush}
Just the right one? A stroller? Baby monitor? (I know that is what some techy-husbands like to buy best. . .)